10 Places to Not Visit Before You Die
- Your high school reunion. Like why? Who enjoyed that hell?
- The bottom of the ocean. I never liked concrete boots.
- Any Fast Food Restaurant. I wish I could take back my visits to many. I never needed to know what fried sugar and salt tasted like.
- Jail Nope, not interested. Don’t plan to do anything stupid enough to visit it either.
- A Swinger’s Bar That shit is so 1960’s; leave it in the 60’s.
- Your extended families vacation. You want to go on vacation to relax, not rehash family disputes.
- An Emergency Room. Never been fun visiting them. Avoid if possible.
- Your X’s Wedding. Awkward!
- An Island Resort formed by 2 (still active) volcanos in a lake with land-locked man-eating sharks with only one small ferry to service the entire island. True story, we almost vacationed there until I read about the volcano and sharks. No Seriously, true story. It’s in Nicaragua.
- Mars It will probably be your last trip if you are in the vanguard and are accepted onto the Mars-One TV show.
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